Misinformation Mike (Remastered)

Freddie Probably

2020s, pop-punk, ska, melodic, USA, male vocals, catchy hooks, bouncy verses, earworm, polished production, rhythmic

November 19, 2024 at 5:01 PMv4

Remaster of

Misinformation Mike

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Did you know that birds aren’t real?
They’re all government spies.
And I read 5G’s the reason,
for the bags under my eyes.

The moon’s just a projection,
From a light built in Japan,
There is something in school lunches,
turning all the children trans.

I’m at the party with my beer in hand,
Making sure everyone here understands,
Don’t need sources, just my podcast guy
And that random blog my friend shared twice

My name is Misinformation Mike,
My opinions are always right,
I’m the loudest guy you’ll ever meet,
But my truth is in this tweet

Hey, let's talk politics!
You need to hear all of my views,
And if you disagree with me,
You've been duped by the fake news!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Tupac is still alive,
Just living in Argentina,
The government’s been hiding more,
than you can ever dream of.

Fluoride is a Chinese plot,
to make our brains receptive,
JFK was never shot,
The footage was deceptive

I quote the media even though it’s always fake,
Trust every tiktok with a sketchy take,
Don’t know the difference 'tween a bill and a law,
But I’ll still fight for my righteous cause.

My name is Misinformation Mike,
My opinions are always right,
I’m the loudest guy you’ll ever meet,
But my truth is in this tweet

Hey, let's talk politics!
You need to hear ALL. OF. my views,
And if you disagree with me,
You've been duped by the fake news!

I know the earth’s flat ‘cause I saw a doc,
And chemtrails are turning cows into rock.
The moon landing? Yeah, it’s all CGI,
And climate change is just a liberal lie.
Vaccines are the government’s plan,
To track every move of the Ku Klux Klan.
The pyramids were built by ancient tech,
And Aliens caused Amelia Earhart's wreck.
The Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme,
The president was replaced by a machine.
The microwave’s watching you make your food.
Tap water is treated to control your mood.
They’re turning frogs into spies at night.
Electric cars are rigged to steal your sight.
They’re cloning humans under the mall, 
And Taylor Swift’s behind it all.
Bigfoot’s real and living free,
In a shack with Elvis by the sea.
God talks directly through the Jeopardy host,
I read it in a facebook post.

My name is Misinformation Mike,
My opinions are always right,
I’m the loudest guy you’ll ever meet,
But my truth is in this tweet

Hey, let's talk politics!
You need to hear all of my views,
And if you disagree with me,
You've been duped by the fake news!

So here I stand,
I know that I'm the fix,
So please sign this petition,
To send me to... congress.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Did you know that birds aren’t real? They’re all government spies. And I read 5G’s the reason, for the bags under my eyes. The moon’s just a projection, From a light built in Japan, There is something in school lunches, turning all the children trans. I’m at the party with my beer in hand, Making sure everyone here understands, Don’t need sources, just my podcast guy And that random blog my friend shared twice My name is Misinformation Mike, My opinions are always right, I’m the loudest guy you’ll ever meet, But my truth is in this tweet Hey, let's talk politics! You need to hear all of my views, And if you disagree with me, You've been duped by the fake news! Hey! Hey! Hey! Tupac is still alive, Just living in Argentina, The government’s been hiding more, than you can ever dream of. Fluoride is a Chinese plot, to make our brains receptive, JFK was never shot, The footage was deceptive I quote the media even though it’s always fake, Trust every tiktok with a sketchy take, Don’t know the difference 'tween a bill and a law, But I’ll still fight for my righteous cause. My name is Misinformation Mike, My opinions are always right, I’m the loudest guy you’ll ever meet, But my truth is in this tweet Hey, let's talk politics! You need to hear ALL. OF. my views, And if you disagree with me, You've been duped by the fake news! I know the earth’s flat ‘cause I saw a doc, And chemtrails are turning cows into rock. The moon landing? Yeah, it’s all CGI, And climate change is just a liberal lie. Vaccines are the government’s plan, To track every move of the Ku Klux Klan. The pyramids were built by ancient tech, And Aliens caused Amelia Earhart's wreck. The Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme, The president was replaced by a machine. The microwave’s watching you make your food. Tap water is treated to control your mood. They’re turning frogs into spies at night. Electric cars are rigged to steal your sight. They’re cloning humans under the mall, And Taylor Swift’s behind it all. Bigfoot’s real and living free, In a shack with Elvis by the sea. God talks directly through the Jeopardy host, I read it in a facebook post. My name is Misinformation Mike, My opinions are always right, I’m the loudest guy you’ll ever meet, But my truth is in this tweet Hey, let's talk politics! You need to hear all of my views, And if you disagree with me, You've been duped by the fake news! So here I stand, I know that I'm the fix, So please sign this petition, To send me to... congress.