Let’s eat Grandma!

[Verse 1] Let’s eat, Grandma! It’s time for food, But drop that comma, and things get rude. Let's eat Grandma!—oh, what fright! Punctuation keeps things right! [Chorus] Punctuation saves the day, Keeps confusion far away. Commas, colons, dots, and dashes, Fix your sentences—no crashes! [Verse 2] I love cooking, my family, and pets, With commas in place, no one frets. But I love cooking my family and pets, Turns your hobbies into threats! [Chorus] Punctuation saves the day, Keeps confusion far away. Exclamation, question marks, Give your writing bite and sparks! [Verse 3] A panda walks in, eats, shoots, and leaves, Now there’s chaos—who believes? But "eats shoots and leaves" is a peaceful scene, That panda munches bamboo, so serene. [Bridge] A mark in time can set things straight, “Don’t stop” moves fast, “Don’t, stop” waits. The smallest pause can shift the way, Your meaning shines, clear as day. [Chorus] Punctuation saves the day, Keeps confusion far away. Quotation marks and parentheses, Bring clarity with expertise! [Outro] So mind your commas, your colons too, They hold the power to rescue you. Use punctuation, don’t resist, Or Grandma’s on the dinner list!