[Versace bambino- 132bpm] Talking to my friend yesterday not a whole lot going on turned to me said hey my friend something I got to know Who would you rather fuck Gimlue Gandalf Sam aragorn merry pippin or Frodo? what a stupid question I know that's what I said Who the fucks not fuckin frodo or at least giving him some head? he traveled from the shire up the side of Mt Doom lost a finger in the fire and also his dignity but no one really talks about that so personally I'd fuck Gandalf and his big old wizard stick but I might not pass old Aragorn up see how many times we could return the king and by king I mean his dick what a stupid question I know that's what I said aragon got an infinite store of boners and furthermore he used to ride with the riders of Rohan they were renowned for dicking dudes down like I was told by old Tom bombadil they are known for it still and it's quite the skill he married that elf girl, whatshername it doesn't really matter I can make my point all the same he fuckinga fucked an elf so fucking good she gave up immortality and died by his side in that shit hole Gondor and what's more it's beside the point cause [Outro] what a stupid question thats what I was saying everybody knows you just suck Gimlis toes no no further questions No no no, no further questions.