Midwest Nice

[Intro] Hi Come and visit us We got a place for you Bye and thanks for coming Sorry you gotta leave so soon The state of my state is to welcome with open arms The reality of the situation is we’re at a deficit of charm We smile at you and roll our eyes and pass our aggression We’re Midwest nice and at least we lack pretension Midwest nice You’re judging us and we’re here judging you Hypocrisy is our vice You’re hating us and here we’re hating you Before you leave Please try maw maw’s tasty hot beef stew Cuz we’re Midwest nice and if you’re lucky we might be nice to you Hey Nice to meet you Please stay for a while Shit I didn’t think you would My hospitality is outta style The state of my state is to welcome with open arms The reality of the situation is we’re at a deficit of charm We smile at you and roll our eyes and pass our aggression We’re Midwest nice and at least we lack pretension Midwest nice You’re judging us and we’re here judging you Hypocrisy is our vice You’re hating us and here we’re hating you Before you leave Please try maw maw’s tasty hot beef stew Cuz we’re Midwest nice and if you’re lucky we might be nice to you [Guitar Break] Why Are do keep they coming There’s nothing to see here Don’t watch us while you’re fleeing You’re gonna have to see us cheer Midwest nice You’re judging us and we’re here judging you Hypocrisy is our vice You’re hating us and here we’re hating you Before you leave Please try maw maw’s really good hot beef stew Cuz we’re Midwest nice and if you’re lucky we might be nice to you [End]