[Verse] I met your sister at the wedding She said you were living in Calgary That's a little funny 'Cause just last Sunday you were sleeping in my bed [Verse 2] And I met your mom and dad at Christmas They said you were headed to the Philippines That's a little funny 'Cause just last week you were sleeping in my bed [Chorus] Yeah They must be thinking that you're two-timing You're committing some kinda crime When the truth is You love me so much You told them you just weren't ever coming back And you sent a cardboard cutout for 'em to love Yeah You sent a cardboard cutout for 'em to love [Verse 3] And your little niece thinks you're a ghost She's been trying to send you back up to heaven She's a little funny And I laughed so hard I woke you up [Chorus] Yeah They must be thinking that you're two-timing You're committing some kinda crime When the truth is You love me so much You told them you just weren't ever coming back And you sent a cardboard cutout for 'em to love Yeah You sent a cardboard cutout for 'em to love [Bridge] The only thing that doesn't work Is that old sweater's still on Your old folks' couch And you never wore that sweater Just seems like an odd choice For your cardboard cutout