AI Is Murder/Maybe We Need UBI? (human-written lyrics)

I am a legitimate artist and human being. Before typing this, I spent three days pulping papyrus into paper, brewing ink, which I saturated onto a ribbon that went into a typewriter with the papyrus. Then, I sat in my handcrafted chair in my hand-built house and typed this exact message out on the typewriter. Because I'm not looking to cheap out. Since Bob Kahn and Vint Cerf had already invented the internet, to validate and justify my personal usage of it I created my own homebrew T C P eye P protocol. You have your slop, trespasser. I have my authenticity. Know who else is known for taking the easy way out? Stephen Hawking. Just lazily leaning on an AI voice just because he couldn't make a voice for himself, am I right? Everyone is with me here, right? I also heard Galileo looked at the stars using a telescope, instead of his OWN eyes. Make what you will, of that. For total clarity, I am a horrible fraud, since I do pay to use the modern electrical grid I had no hand in creating. And that one time I made a shadow of a bird on the wall using my hands, instead of employing a real bird to cast the shadow for me. I saw my nephew using an Etch-a-Sketch in 1988. I slapped it out of his hands in a rage and shouted "Use paper, you monster! Who are you?! I don't even know you!!". Honestly, if you can't make your own music, or paint your own paintings, do you even deserve to lazily enjoy other people's creations? You're starving an artist. That artist is YOU. Self-sabotaging!