Childhood’s Trap

(Verse 1) I thought I’d take a stroll, and enjoy the day, But now I’m stuck in a high chair, oh what a way! My legs are all cramped, and I’m feeling the sting, Regretting my choices, this was a foolish thing. (Chorus) Oh, I’m stuck in the swing, what a painful scene, Wishing I’d stayed away from this childish machine. In the baby car seat, and the slide’s got me trapped, Every moment I’m stuck, I’m feeling more zapped. (Verse 2) I tried to escape to the park for a thrill, But now I’m swinging around, and it’s giving me chills. I’m spinning in circles, my pride on the mend, Regretting this swing set, oh when will it end? (Chorus) Oh, I’m stuck in the swing, what a painful scene, Wishing I’d stayed away from this childish machine. In the baby car seat, and the slide’s got me trapped, Every moment I’m stuck, I’m feeling more zapped. (Bridge) I climbed up the slide, thought I’d take a dive, But now I’m wedged halfway, not feeling alive. My feet are all dangling, and I’m stuck in the middle, Regretting this slide, it’s a damn painful riddle. (Chorus) Oh, I’m stuck in the swing, what a painful scene, Wishing I’d stayed away from this childish machine. In the baby car seat, and the slide’s got me trapped, Every moment I’m stuck, I’m feeling more zapped. (Outro) So here’s to the messes and the moments of dread, When I get stuck in kid’s gear, it’s a pain in my head. I’m a big kid in trouble, and I’m filled with regret, In this wacky old world, can’t forget what I’ve met! (Chorus) Oh, I’m stuck in the swing, what a painful scene, Wishing I’d stayed away from this childish machine. In the baby car seat, and the slide’s got me trapped, Every moment I’m stuck, I’m feeling more zapped. (Outro) Yeah, I’m a big kid in trouble, and I’m feeling the pain, Living life with regrets, in the sun or the rain!