[Spoken Introduction] [Soft chuckle] "Thank you, thank you, everybody! You know, I’ve learned a lot about life. One of the biggest lessons? Girls can drain you faster than a Friday night poker game. Not emotionally—oh no—they’ll leave your wallet gasping for air like a fish outta water. This one’s for the fellas who’ve ever been financially… well, let’s just say ‘overcommitted.’ It’s called ‘Drained by Desire.’" [crowd cheers] [Song Begins] (Slow guitar strum, steady beat picks up) [Verse 1] I met her on a Tuesday, she said, "I’m low on rent," Next thing I’m swiping cards, wondering where my money went. Gucci on her shoulder, Louis on her feet, While I’m eating ramen noodles, she’s dining on Wagyu beef. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, I thought I was a lover, maybe her best friend, Turns out I’m her ATM, and the cash don’t ever end. [Chorus] She’s sucking me dry, like a thirsty little leech, My wallet’s crying mercy, but it’s way outta reach. Oh, I gave her my heart, but she wanted my gold, I know when it's all gone, she'll just leave me in the cold. [Verse 2] Every time I say no, she flashes that grin, And before I even know it, I’m writing checks again. She’s got a closet so big, it echoes when she walks, While I’m stuck in a one-bedroom, hearing neighbors through the walls. [Pre-Chorus] She said, "It’s not about the money, babe, it’s all about the vibe," But every time I see her, my bank balance takes a dive. [Chorus] She’s sucking me dry, like a Hoover on a roll, Every time I recover, she digs a deeper hole. Oh, I thought she was my love, but she’s a financial crime, Got me checking the couch cushions for my every last dime. [Bridge] (Spoken, dramatic tone over soft piano) "Fellas, you ever look at your statement and think, 'Where did it all go?' Well, if she’s got nails that cost more than your car payment… Buddy, you already know." (Builds into powerful electric guitar solo) [Final Chorus] She’s sucking me dry, I’m a husk of a man, Caught in her designer trap, without a backup plan. Oh, I gave her everything, but she just kept wanting more. Now my wallets empty, my life in pieces on the floor. [Outro] She’s sucking me dry, and I’m waving goodbye… To my money, my sanity, and the car I used to drive. (Music fades into applause) [Spoken Thank You] [Laughs] "Thank you, thank you! Remember, gentlemen—keep your wallets close and your receipts closer. You’ve been an amazing audience! Goodnight!"