Purely Hypothetical

[Verse] Have you ever considered? Buying Ammonium nitrate? You can find it in fertilizer, At a farmer's market rate! If you go and buy a ton, Make sure to rent a truck! Compress it down as much as you can, Then drive it out to Elon Musk! [Chorus] Elon Musk needs to go, Option one is a homemade bom! Elon Musk is a wily foe, And the bom may not go off! (Purely hypothetical!) Consider this an open chat, About destroying the billionaires! Of course it's hypo-thet-ick-ell, So feel free to like and share! [Verse] Have you ever thought about, Learning 3D printing? Make engravings, magnets, and prop guns! You can make anythiiing! With a barrel size of just three oh eight, You can hit most things that are man shaped! You'll need a target to shoot like a pro, Here's an Elon Musk poster! [Chorus] Elon Musk needs to go, Option two is a printed one! Elon Musk is a wily foe, Hard to hit when he leaps to and fro! (Purely hypothetical!) Consider this an open chat, About destroying the billionaires! Of course it's hypo-thet-ick-ell, So feel free to like and share! [Verse] Have you ever thought about, Getting a bunch of friends? Take a brisk old friendly walk, To Elon Musk's residence? P O Box three four one eight eight six, Just down in old Lakeway Texas! That's where the Space X owner lives, Go have fun with your friends! [Chorus] Elon Musk needs to go, Option three is an angry mob! If options one or two don't work, Option three would get it done! (Purely hypothetical!) Consider this an open chat, About destroying the billionaires! Of course it's hypo-thet-ick-ell, So feel free to like and share! [Outro spoken] "The lyrical contents of this song are purely hypothetical. At no point should one consider the use, listening to, or reproduction of this song or others like it as justification for committing any crimes. As an additional note, did you know that? Elon Musk made billions of dollars so far with a multi-million dollar investment in the election of President Donald Trump? It's really quite interesting, because he has use his wealth to achieve significant political power. Some people might find that disagreeable enough to take their (CENSORED) and use it on Elon's (CENSORED) and then watch the life fluid drain into a bucket while a nearby crowd roars in approval." ... ... (The end!) [Fade to end]