[Verse 1] I quit sugar, quit gluten, threw out all the bread, I went vegan, then carnivore, then paleo instead. I followed my blood type, ate nothing but red, I did a charcoal juice cleanse, tried to live off just breath. [Verse 2] Took cold showers and walked ten miles, Slept eight hours and woke up at five, Tracked my REM, quit screens at night, Did grounding, pilates, I followed every guide. [spoken word] I took Ozempic, tried ketogenic, Went macrobiotic, ate organic. tried nutrigenomic, did probiotic, Did ayurvedic, turned anemic. [chorus] I did my best, I gave it all, Did it all like they said, but still not good enough. [Verse 3] Learned multitasking, then switched to deep work, Read Atomic Habits, wrote goals on the wall. Used Pomodoro, got a treadmill desk, Automated my emails, ghosted my friends. [Verse 4] Launched a startup, read Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Chased passive income, built a personal brand. Listened to Hormozi, watched Gary Vee, Tried dropshipping, bought crypto and lost NFTs. [spoken word] Made a vision board, visualized wealth, Scripted my future, wrote a check to myself. Tried manifestation, repeated affirmations, Followed Law of Attraction, aligned my vibrations. [chorus] I did my best, I gave it all, Did it all like they said, but still not good enough. [Verse 5] Did love languages and attachment tests, Did couples therapy before a first date, Set boundaries, embraced vulnerability, Deconstructed my past, detoxed my masculinity. [Verse 6] burned sage and incense, followed a guru Took selfies in tibet, ayahuasca in peru painted mandalas, opened my chacras Ate, prayed, loved, then tried tantra [spoken word] Took Modafinil, took Adderall, Ashwagandha, lithium, zinc and fish oil. Took deer antler spray, drank my own piss Melatonin, spirulina, and activated charcoal pills [chorus] I did my best, I gave it all, Did it all like they said, but still not good enough. [rage] [chorus] I did my best, I gave it all, Maybe I'm not the problem, maybe this is fucked up.