[Verse 1] Jesus, take the wheel, The road’s too sharp, the tires squeal. Oh, Buddha, grab the gunner seat— It’s getting wild, can’t feel my feet. [Chorus] Oh, we’re spinning out of control, A holy crew to save my soul. With saints and sages riding high, We’ll steer this mess to the sky. [Verse 2] Krishna’s on the map, pointing the way, Thor’s on comms, shouting “Don’t delay!” Muhammad’s saying, “Keep it cool,” And Zeus just laughs, breaking every rule. [Chorus] Oh, we’re spinning out of control, A holy crew to save my soul. With saints and sages riding high, We’ll steer this mess to the sky. [Bridge] One foot in chaos, one foot in grace, Every deity’s shouting, “Pick up the pace!” It’s a divine disaster, but we’ll make it through, With a pantheon-powered rescue crew. [Chorus] Oh, we’re spinning out of control, A holy crew to save my soul. With saints and sages riding high, We’ll steer this mess to the sky. [Outro] Jesus, take the wheel, Buddha’s locked and loaded, surreal. When gods unite, the world’s complete— Now that’s a squad you just can’t beat.