[Verse] Those who made the rules Knew we'd break them Get it posted in your schools This near-blasphemous poem [Verse 2] I'm used to lying I'm used to betraying All those who believed in my word Should have prayed to the Lord [Chorus] Whoever said yes probably meant no I must now confess It's become my motto And anyone who says no Shamelessly lie to you It's a hard pill to swallow But you can't say it's untrue [Verse 3] Libertines and Satanists Puritans and atheists All those who think others are wrong Won't find themselves in this song [Verse 4] Try being free for once It would be a change Drugs are not a nuisance For those whose lives are already strange [Chorus] Whoever said yes probably meant no I must now confess It's become my motto And anyone who says no Shamelessly lie to you It's a hard pill to swallow But you can't say it's untrue [Outro] I take my bow Thanks for the show!