The Tickler

[Verse 1] Nights here, time to get paid, got a contract out, gonna hit you hard. Feathers ready, arms wide, gonna give it to you, it's alright. Catch me scheming, finding you off guard, I'm the tickler [Chorus] [Aggressive] I'm the tickler, gonna gently inconvenience you Moons up, sky high, got my gear checked, it's fly, feathers ready, arms up, gonna give it to you, I'm the tickler. Every day I'm tickling, I'll roll up on your house, bills to pay debts to settle and you're my cash cow, I'm the tickler. Yeah that's right, I'm gonna gently tickle you straight up tackle you, got you on the ground ready to meet your fate it's me the tickler knock knock, gonna let me in? It's hot. Gotta job to do, gonna hassle you, I'm the tickler. You see me as I walk by, you can see the glimmer in my eye, gonna grab you, tickle you, slightly inconvenience you, and then like that poof, in smoke, I'm gone, you choke, confusion hits, what was that? It was me, the tickler. Gonna tickle you. Gonna tickle you hard, cause a fuss, gonna be like 5 minutes late for the bus, it's what I do, I'm the tickler, if that wasn't clear, maybe I should clarify: I TICKLE THINGS, ITS WHAT I DO NO CAP, HEADING STRAIGHT FOR YOU PAT PAT PAT, [Verse 1] Yo I'm the tickler, gonna give it to you fierce. Got you stumbling and laughing, [pause] for like 5 minutes then I'm gone, got my tickling fix now its time to move on meet Jane, 35, thinks she's untickleable she'll soon see that's a lie, I see her on the streets straight creeping round the corner, not really sure what's next? Spoiler alert: I'm gonna tickle her. [Verse 2] Got my eyes set as I slink through the streets, make my way carefully before I trip oh shit what's going on? I'm sent flying straight to her lawn, cars are revving then a smack oh GOD I was hit by a car. OWCH, no, don't go in reverse, I'm right here and without a nurse please oh god you just hit me again bro are you blind? You hit me in my bladder, shit, that's how I pee, why oh why does God hate me? I'm the tickler. [Chorus] I'm the tickler [End] So I guess that's that, straight to my tomb, not really sure what to do now, but that's alright because when the moon is full and the wind blows black, I'll be back, feather in hand, warped from my death to swear revenge.