No Ska Before Noon

[Verse] This is your final warning Though I love you best my dear Don’t listen to that ska in the morning Or anytime that’s too early for beer [Verse 2] Are you looking for trouble Are you looking for strife Nobody likes ska before noon Least of all your wife [Chorus] No ska before noon That's the golden rule Save it for the evening Or when you're by the pool [Bridge] Trumpets and trombones Can’t you hear my plea Respect the morning silence Please just let me be [Verse 3] I know you love the rhythm I know you love the beat But hold off till the sun sets And we’ll both feel the heat [Chorus] No ska before noon That's the golden rule Save it for the evening Or when you're by the pool