[Intro] [Harmonica] [whisper] (“....She’s hotter than a two-dollar pistol....”) [Verse 1] Will you marry me? We can make a baby for free. Sweet loving and joy for life— It’s the spring in a world of strife. [Chorus] Say it’s not a “I love you,” What it was will never be. Take time into my heart too, And it will be just me and thee. [Verse 2] Drifted into Monocharako, Seeking love and a lullaby. I’ve got a ride on the wings of an echo— Do they carry me or just pass me by? [Chorus] Say it’s not a “I love you,” What it was will never be. Take time into my heart too, And it will be just me and thee. (“Well, I’ll be darned…”) [Bridge] The shores of your island Have tides I wanna cross. Plus golden sand and bangs That makes you look hot.[chorus] [Outro] Monocharako, where I drifted far, Yet I’m stranded, looking at your star. WILL YOU MARRY ME? Or leave me wandering across the sea? (Aaaaahhh Wyyyyy - “If that ain’t country, I don’t know what is.”) [Fade out] [End]