Opera Gus is watching you

Oh god... Oh no... No no no... Children and parents stay away from this. Stay away from... me? I me Opera Gus... You too... And you... Grrr, aaaah aaaoooo! Rr roar roar roar, grr, shout roar, hiss Go! Just go! Don't look at me, don't look at me... Oh who am I kidding, I can't hide! I'm huge. Huge! Opera Gus is big Oh Opera Gus is so big Enormous Huge Huge in stature Not to brag But You know ... Feels kind of silly to say it but ... Opera Gus also has a large ding dong. ... But that's beside the point ! You don't need to bring that up! Oepra Gus doesn't care what people think about his good looks and large handsome body, not at all. What I, he, Opera Gus means is that he is too big to fail. Yes, Opera Gus knows only winning Only winning... And sinning. Oh dear, where is this headed Well... Opera Gus is too big to fail Opera Gus is too big for jail Opera Gus is... He wears chainmail He's big and cool, and you can never beat him! You watch TV? There's Opera Gus. You read a book? The book describes Opera Gus. You listen to music? There's Opera Gus rapping sweetly into your ear. You look outside your window, there's Opera Gus staring at you. You try to leave your house unharmed. Good luck. So you see, Opera Gus is everywhere. He can't be defeated, not for a moment. You try to talk to yourself... Opera Gus responds. You look in the mirror... There's Opera Gus looking right back atcha. Then he punches you in the face and disappears. And whose fault is that hmm? Yours. [Instrumental] You make a sandwich... Opera Gus takes half. You make love with your girlfriend... Opera Gus is there! (Got your nose) Try to masturbate? Opera Gus does it for you! And he expects the favor to be returned! (Got your nose) Try to take a shit? Good luck. Try to sing? Opera Gus sings way better! You bend down to tie your shoes... Opera Gus has tied them for you already motherfucker! You pray for help... You go to church... But Opera Gus decides no matter what For Opera Gus is god ... Big dick energy. ... So there ... It is done. It had to be said. I mean someone had to say it Why not me? Why not Opera Gus. You should pay me for this you know. Why should Opera Gus have less money than Canada? That's unfair. [Instrumental]