Crewsong

[Intro] Hoist the mast and set sail me boys. Set sail for plunder! [Verse] They say a pirates life is a hard one, You sail through fog and waves, You wait for your coming plunder, Every night and every day. The captain cannot be seen, He's laying out the chart, Other sailors sneered and told us that, Our future was looking dark. [Chorus] But we HELD ON, BOYS!!! (HOLD!!!) We held on TIGHT! (HOLD!!!) We can only HOLD, HOLD, HOOOLLLLD!!! We kept things going on our SHIP, With iron will we rode the DIP, With our MIGHTY, DIAMOND GRIP! We HOWL HIGH as we LET 'ER RIP! [Verse] Our captain has come forth, His words rang loud and true, "Are ye all but men or lords?" A hard look came across the crew. His red bandana waved in the wind, And the captain clutched his map, "My boys we are about to win!" AND OUR MIGHTY CHEER ROSE UP! (HEAVE HO!!!) [Chorus] But we HELD ON, BOYS!!! (HOLD!!!) We held on TIGHT! (HOLD!!!) We can only HOLD, HOLD, HOOOLLLLD!!! We kept things going on our SHIP, With iron will we rode the DIP, With our MIGHTY, DIAMOND GRIP! We HOWL HIGH as we LET 'ER RIP! [Verse] Now we sail in uncharted seas, Though the skies are grim and dark, We drink and sail and fight with glee, Because a pirate's life is FUN! (HAHA!) With our captain at the helm, And our friends, his brave old crew, Into the night we set out again, The ship points toward the MOON!!! [Chorus] But we HELD ON, BOYS!!! (HOLD!!!) We held on TIGHT! (HOLD!!!) We can only HOLD, HOLD, HOOOLLLLD!!! We kept things going on our SHIP, With iron will we rode the DIP, With our MIGHTY, DIAMOND GRIP! We HOWL HIGH as we LET 'ER RIP! [Outro, slow and quiet] In a darkened cabin, Kenneth sat back in his chair, A grimace had replaced his grin, He was just sitting there. Private Stevie ran into the room, When Steve entered he did gasp, For he realized Captain Kenny, Had shit his FUCKING PANTS! [END]