They Don't Believe in You Either

[Verse 1] Bigfoot's hiking in the woods of Washington While Nessie's swimming deep in her Scottish home The Yeti's laughing at your expedition plans The Jersey Devil just rolled his eyes again [Chorus] You don't believe they're real Well, that's okay to feel But here's a truth that might just shake your view: They don't believe in you [Verse 2] Mothman's perched upon a traffic light Chupacabra's having quite a night The Kraken scrolls past your Twitter feed Mokele-mbembe thinks you're make-believe [Bridge] The Thunderbird soars over mountain peaks While skeptics argue what the evidence means But somewhere in the shadows, just out of sight They're sharing memes about how humans aren't right [Final Chorus] You don't believe they're real Well, that's okay to feel But here's a truth that might just shake your view: They don't believe in you No, they don't believe in you [Instrumental Bridge] (Playful mandolin solo trading off with slide guitar, 16 bars) [Spoken Outro - with light instrumental backing. In a documentary narrator voice] "While scientists continue to search for evidence of these creatures, Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 cryptids Remain thoroughly unconvinced of human existence. And Mothman? He thinks we're just a mass hallucination." [End with fade-out of mandolin and guitar noodling]