[Verse 1] Hello, doctor, Nice to see ya, It’s been a rough one, Since I last came by. You’re lookin’ busy, But I’ve got issues, So grab your clipboard, And let’s give this a try. [Verse 2] Got this achin’ in my shoulder, And my knees—they barely bend. I’m short of breath by breakfast, And my back, it just won’t mend. My stomach’s actin’ funny, And I’m dizzy now and then— Doc, I’m fallin’ apart again. [Chorus] So check my pressure, take my pulse, And test my sugar too. Run your labs, write your scripts, You know just what to do. I swear, this aging body’s got a will of its own, But at least you’re here—so I’m not alone. [Verse 3] Hello doctor, Can you hear it? That sound my joints make, When I move my legs? It’s like a chorus, Of creaks and crackles, And don’t get me started On my swollen pegs. [Bridge] I’ve got a list here, it’s a long one, But I’ll try to keep it short. There’s a ringing in my ear now, And I think I threw my support— (That’s my hip, doc, by the way). [Chorus] So check my pressure, take my pulse, And test my sugar too. Run your labs, write your scripts, You know just what to do. I swear, this aging body’s got a will of its own, But at least you’re here—so I’m not alone. [Outro] Goodbye, doctor, See ya next week. If I survive, doc, I’ll be back to speak. With all my ailments, I’m bound to find, Something new to break, Somewhere in my spine.