
Tariffs For Everyone
Big Bad Donny, he's a real tough guy Stomping 'round the world with a glint in his eye Signed a treaty yesterday, said it was the best Today he's on the TV, puttin' it to the test! I'll tariff your ass, yeah, that's what he said Gonna tax your imports 'til you're beggin' for bread I'll tariff your ass, it's my favorite game Trade war tantrums, drivin' everyone insane! From steel to soybeans, he don't give a damn Slapping on the charges, like a crazy Uncle Sam Says it's for the workers, says it's for the land But his pockets are gettin' fat, with a tariff in his hand! I'll tariff your ass, yeah, that's what he said Gonna tax your imports 'til you're beggin' for bread I'll tariff your ass, it's my favorite game Trade war tantrums, drivin' everyone insane! Remember that deal, Donny, the one you just signed? Guess that's just a memory, left far behind "Deals are my art," you said with a grin Now you're breakin' 'em all, where do we begin?! The prices are risin', the shelves are gettin' bare Folks are losin' jobs, nobody seems to care Except for Donny, sittin' in his big chair Counting all the money, he thinks it's only fair! I'll tariff your ass, yeah, that's what he said Gonna tax your imports 'til you're beggin' for bread I'll tariff your ass, it's my favorite game Trade war tantrums, drivin' everyone insane! Tariff! Tariff! That's the bully's cry! Tariff! Tariff! Watch your wallets die!
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