[intro guitar] [Verse 1] I walked down to my favorite place, Heart set on a golden taste. I’ve been here a thousand times, I know each bite, each seasoned line. [Pre-Chorus] But something’s changed, a twist of fate, My heart sank as I found out too late. [Chorus] They called it mayonnaise, but it's not the same, A frietsaus masquerade, what a crying shame. I wanted creamy bliss, that familiar kiss, But they called it mayonnaise, and I can't dismiss. [Verse 2] I took a dip, anticipation high, But the flavor felt like a lie. Smooth but lacking that zing, Oh, what a cruel, cruel thing. [Pre-Chorus] Deception on my tongue, can’t take it back, A snack bar dream turned heartbreak snack. [Chorus] They called it mayonnaise, but it's not the same, A frietsaus masquerade, what a crying shame. I wanted creamy bliss, that familiar kiss, But they called it mayonnaise, and I can't dismiss. [Intermezzo guitar+violin] [Bridge] Now every bite is a bitter surprise, Can't trust the label, can’t trust my eyes. I'll search for solace in another place, But I’ll remember the deceit in every taste. [Chorus] They called it mayonnaise, but it's not the same, A frietsaus masquerade, what a crying shame. I wanted creamy bliss, that familiar kiss, But they called it mayonnaise, and I can't dismiss. [Outro] So here I stand with my broken heart, In a snack bar where the lies start. Mayonnaise dreams turned into tears, I'll remember this moment for years.