Monday Morning in Manchester 2.0

[Intro] [Verse 1] It was a perfectly ordinary day in Manchester, Yeah just an ordinary day in Manchester and as we walked down the street guess who we happened to meet [catchy hook] it was our friend Morrissey and he had bought an owl Yes he had bought an owl [melodic interlude] [Chorus] That was the day Morrissey showed up in Manchester, With a giant wild owl Why did Morrissey have an owl? Why did Morrissey have an owl? No one knew where he got the owl But Morrissey had an owl It made you want to throw in the towel Why did he have an owl? Oh why did he have an owl? Nobody knew, no body knew [Verse 2] I said, "Morrissey have you gone mad?" I said, "This isn't normal behaviour for a lad," To show up in Manchester with a wild Owl Where did you get this wild owl? It's going to hurt someone for sure [melodic interlude] [Chorus] It was the Monday morning with the owl The day Morrissey brought the owl We didn't know why he had the owl, But it was a giant, vicious, dangerous owl It was the day that morrisey had the owl The day that morrissey had the owl Who could forget the day he had the owl? The day that morrissey had the owl Woah woah woah ooh oooh [Verse 3] We tried to get Johnny on the phone We wondered did he condone his pal Morrissey wandering around the streets of our town with a deadly predator on his shoulder It was an ordinary day Yes a perfectly ordinary day in Manchester we never would suspect Morrissey would have such a deadly pet not even Johnny, nor Andy, nor Mike could convince Morrissey he should get out of Manchester with his deadly pet yeah his deadly pet [Chorus] It was that terrifying Monday It certainly wasn't a very fun day when Morrissey came to the pub his owl hungry for some grub it scared away everyone they scurried off to the club to see New Order play live Morrissey wasn't pleased we said "Steven don't you see" "It's not safe with that owl around" His frown was profound but he left our fair town Until the next time Yeah yeah the next time [Outro}