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2cigars Dear Alice, Dating Advice

Silly song about guys, girls, bananas, ghosts and chocolates! Oh, ciga
April 15, 2025 at 11:36 AMv4

Dear Alice ran a Dating service on SUNO and found herself busy with many questions from guys and girls. Guys asked her, I like a girl, how do I tell her that I like her? I'm scared she will reject me. Sad face... Alice chuckled and replied Guys you need to have guts Or you may lose her Just tell her how you feel Guy ONE still argued: Oh Alice, but I already wrote many songs for her, she replied but I'm still confused. What else can I do? I'm totally lost. Guy TWO jumped in, Alice! I don't have a good way with words, would flowers impress her? Alice looked at Guy ONE and TWO and laughed again. Songs, flowers? Did you try chocolate? Maybe she likes chocolates? Kitkats? Guy ONE and TWO suddenly laughed. Of course, we are so stupid! Why didn't we think of that? Now Guy ONE and TWO looked at each other. "Are you after my girl? Hands off!" Alice had to interfere, "Oh dear, Guys ONE and TWO, listen. Try to say what you feel in your song or add it in the card with the chocolates.." The TWO guys brightened up, then their faces fell. "We don't know where she lives. How can we send her chocolates?" Alice said, "No problem, leave that to me. Dragon AIR has a quick service to her door. I'll make sure that she gets them." After they left, the girls came in. Some shy, some girls were bold. They asked, "Alice, we saw this guy that we like but we don't know if he's single or not." Alice said, "Well ask them or ask their friends." Girl ONE said, "Okay we can do that. What else can we do?" looking to Girl TWO. Girl TWO said, "We tried sending them a big trolley of bananas, they were on Special!" Alice laughed, tears rolling down her face, "Bananas? Oh My God, did the guys like them?" Girl ONE said, "Yes but it was very strange, they took our bananas and had a party!" Girl TWO said angrily, "They didn't invite us to the party. They invited some ghosts!" Alice said, "Okay, forget about those guys. Look for some other ones who don't like bananas or ghosts." Come back and see me next week. Girls ONE and TWO said thank you and left. Alice closed the door and opened her cupboard, it was full of chocolates. Only a few Kitkats were left. Oh... I need to do another song about Kitkats haha. Dragon was busy munching into cake and chocolates. He had a box of cigars sent by LoneWolf, we call him Wolfie. Dragon choked on his first cigar. Go easy there, she told him laughing. Smoke was coming out of the cigar and Dragon was coughing haha...

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Hasan El-Tayeb

Hasan El-Tayeb 11w ago

This is fire🔥

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Literally! The fire alarms went OFF when DRAGON smoked Wolfies cigars! haha...

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Hasan El-Tayeb

Hasan El-Tayeb 11w ago

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Виктория

Виктория 11w ago

🔥Здравствуйте, любовь к Вашему творчеству с первой песни. Подписка 💯 спасибо 💥💣

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Squal92i

Squal92i 11w ago

Your agency? It’s like speed-dating for sweet tooths — one track in, and boom, instant match... 86% compatibility if chocolate is involved 🍫💘. Honestly, with those vibes, even a lonely KitKat might find its other half.

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Sorry baby just found your comment..did you see Your Booty song? 🙄🤣😘

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MG

MG 11w ago

Unik nih liriknya, hhh🔥

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Therapeutic Santiago Flores Arkansas

Therapeutic Santiago Flores Arkansas 11w ago

I like this alot

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Thank you! 🩷🩷🩷

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Singularitybar

Singularitybar 11w ago

LOOOOOOVE IT!!!!🔥🌹🌹❤️

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Helicopter Girl

Helicopter GirlCreator 11w ago

Haha... you like some CIGARS? I need to get rid of them. SETS off the Fire Alarm every time Dragon smokes cigars!!! haha...

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Kek

Kek 11w ago

Smoking is not good🥵😁

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