I've been eatin' by a mountain goat A mountain goat, a mountain goat It's stole my favourite coat, My favorite coat, my favorite coat. I’ve been nibbled by a hungry moose A hungry moose, a hungry moose It tried to steal my apple juice, My apple juice, my apple juice. I’ve been chased by a grizzly bear A grizzly bear, a grizzly bear It wanted to wear my underwear, My underwear, my underwear. I was sneezed on by a big raccoon A big raccoon, a big raccoon It happened just last June, Just last June, just last June. I’ve been laughed at by a clever crow A clever crow, a clever crow It stole my snack to go, My snack to go, my snack to go. Never going camping again. I'm never going camping again.