LA CAGONA

QUE SE NOTE LA CALIDAD! You were leaving the bar one day, Shitter, when I smelled you as I passed by. You were leaving the bar one day, Shitter, when I smelled you as I passed by. What a stench you drag behind you, Shitter, even flies flee from your side. What a stench you drag behind you, Shitter, even flies flee from your side. Oh, woe is me, Shitter! Shitter, you reek of decay, and though it doesn’t bother you, Shitter, children flee when they see your way! Oh, woe is me, Shitter! Shitter, you reek of decay, and though it doesn’t bother you, Shitter, children flee when they see your way! I don’t know what you ate last night, Shitter, but it hit you like a curse, Shitter, I don’t know what you ate last night, Shitter, but it hit you like a curse, Shitter, you look like a skunk, Shitter, I can’t take this anymore! Oh, woe is me, Shitter! Shitter, enough with the farts! Oh, woe is me, Shitter! Shitter, enough with the farts! Don’t squeeze or you’ll shit yourself, Shitter, hold that turd in, don’t let it start! Don’t squeeze or you’ll shit yourself, Shitter, hold that turd in, don’t let it start! Aaaaaaaahhhh Aaaaaaaahhhh Aaaaaaaahhhh From under your skirt, Shitter, the shit has escaped, Shitter, From under your skirt, Shitter, the shit has escaped, Shitter, I swear on Jesus Christ, Shitter: it looks like an eggplant’s shape! I swear on Jesus Christ, Shitter: it looks like an eggplant’s shape! Oh, woe is me, Shitter! Shitter, you stink of rotten egg, Oh, woe is me, Shitter! You stink of rotten egg, your mouth’s a foul abyss, Shitter, get away from me, don’t beg! your mouth’s a foul abyss, Shitter, get away from me, don’t beg!