Tinsel Terror!

[Verse 1: Fast, raw delivery] Tinsel tangles, candy-cane stripes, Knives a-glinting in Christmas lights. Footsteps crunching through the snow, Who’s guts are under the mistletoe? [Pre-Chorus: Dark, menacing buildup] Better watch out, better stay clear, This final carol’s all you’ll hear. Laughter echoes, sweet and grim, This year’s tree's gotta crimson trim. [Chorus: Explosive, furious vocals] Deck the halls with screams of terror, Fa-la-la, it's your final error. Wrapping paper can't hide your fright, Slashing all through this silent night! [Verse 2: Unhinged, relentless pacing] Cookies baked, guest's heads roll, Festive ribbons bind tight and hold. Limbs hung like stockings with feral glee, Dismemberment under the yuletide tree. [Pre-Chorus: Dark, menacing buildup] Boots that thud on icy tiles, A blade that glints, a wicked smile. The wreath drip-drips, covered in red, A season of joy now filled with dread. [Chorus: Explosive, furious vocals] Deck the halls with screams of terror, Fa-la-la, it's your final error. Wrapping paper can't hide your fright, Slashing all through this silent night! [Bridge: Tense, rising intensity] Through the chimney, not with care, Your "present" waits—he’s standing there. Jingle-jangle, heartbeats race, There’s no escape from this merry place. [Final Chorus: Maximum intensity, climactic peak] Deck the halls with screams of fright, Fa-la-la, it’s your final night. Tied in garland, you won’t stray, Christmas cheer’s the price you pay. [End: Manic, unrestrained rant] **Distorted holiday bells chime erratically. Guitars clash in dissonant chaos. Drums pound wildly. Screams dissolve into guttural noises. Fading cacophony. Laughter warps into eerie echoes.** *"You’re gonna die, sugarplum… ha ha ha..."*