Kick Mambo

[Intro ] One and two and three and four! Kick the ceiling, kick the floor! Left foot, right foot, high and low— Kick so fast, I gotta go! Kickin' dance with kick mambo! [Verse 1 ] Came out kickin’, doctor flew! Mom said “Whoa!”—kicked her too! Dad leaned in, said “That’s my boy!” Kicked his tie, kicked his joy! [Chorus 1 ] A little bit of kickin’ night and day! A little bit of kickin’ in my way! Left foot, right foot, whim, boom, BAM! Kickin’ life since I began! [Verse 2] Kicked my rattle, kicked my crib! Kicked the dog—he ran, he slid! Kicked my bottle, spilled my snack, Kicked my grandma, she kicked back! [Verse 3] Teacher said, “No kicking in class!” Kicked the desk, kicked her ass! Principal ran, tried to shout— Kicked the door, kicked right out! [Chorus 2] A little bit of kickin’, can’t be stopped! A little bit of kickin’, class got dropped! Left foot, right foot, out the gate! Kickin’ my way to my fate! [Verse 4] Kicked my bike, hit the street, Kicked my grades, skipped the week! Dad said, “Boy, get a job!” Kicked his words, now I'm a slob! [Verse 5] Boss said, “Work!” Kicked my shift! Co-worker laughed—kicked him swift! Fired on sight? Kicked him more, Kicked my way right out the door! [Chorus 3] A little bit of kickin’ just for fun! A little bit of kickin’, now I run! Left foot, right foot, ain’t no slack! Kickin’ ahead, ain’t lookin’ back! [Verse 6] Police showed up, cuffs in hand, Kicked the badge, took my stand! Jail got locked, walls too thick, Kicked my way out real quick! [Verse 7] Kicked a lab coat, kicked a screen! Kicked a button—time machine! Flashed so bright, world went black, Kicked through time, ain’t coming back! [Chorus 4] A little bit of kickin’, lost in space! A little bit of kickin’, time misplaced! Left foot, right foot, past or now? Kickin’ my way all throughout! [Verse 8] Kicked some trees, kicked a rock, Kicked a caveman out his socks! Jungle shook, stompin' feet Big ol’ dino wants to eat! [Final Chorus] A little bit of kickin’, all I’ve done! A little bit of kickin’, had my run! Left foot, right foot, in the sky… Kicked too far—now I die. [Final Verse] Kicked his nose, kicked his eye, Dino chomped—I kicked goodbye. [Outro] No more kicks, no more strife… Guess I kicked my way through life.