There's something wrong, I feel it in my bones Woke up this morning, mouth full of groans I stayed in bed I felt dead Trust me when I say, it ain't hormones I got the man-flu, oh woe is me! I never felt so sick, I even drank tea! Honey and ginger, I even had three! Now I'm stuck in bed, but I gotta pee! Can't get out, this bed is my jail Hear my cry, my manly wail! I'm fighting hard, but the battle's a mess Wrapped in tight, I'm in total distress With tissues galore I can't take no more As I cough out my woes, I need some rest My wife's at work, while I sit here alone The ventilation's on, as I'm stuck on this throne I'm a king of despair, in my bathroom stall Welcome to my kingdom, my sickly hall! I got the man-flu, oh woe is me! I never felt so sick, I even drank tea! Honey and ginger, I even had three! Now I'm stuck in bed, but I gotta pee! Can't get out, this bed is my jail Hear my cry, my manly wail! I feel like I'm dying, will this never end? I cannot escape, I cannot defend In the realm of the sick, where defeat never sleeps I'm a sole defender, in my fortress of sheets So I'll gear up for this fight, feeling bold With soup and snacks, I'm feeling consoled Before the dawn I'll show my brawn I'm a manly man, you'll soon behold I got the man-flu, oh woe is me! I never felt so sick, I even drank tea! Honey and ginger, I even had three! Now I'm stuck in bed, but I gotta pee! Can't get out, this bed is my jail Hear my cry, my manly wail!