TH's Vampire Song

Awww so cute- whose a cyuuute wiwwle bat? I mean I'll loot your castle after I roll it flat "Roar", I say, as I make scary gestures For to this day you are nothing but a jester Queens? Kings? Trumps? Jokers? Do you think we're here playing poker? Like ranks mean shit to evil witches Kingdoms turn to meat when my stomach itches You wanna lay me inside a coffin? Or put it me in a tomb? For a vampire you're nothing I've ever known. To start with an innuendo of all things It's harassment friend, that's what it means. But I'm not into kids, even when they're undead So I'll close your lid and fill you with led