Binary Swing From Hell (A Deadly Polka-Metal-Jazz Catastrophe)

[Intro: Upbeat polka swing with death metal throat growls] (grrr) (GRRRRRR) (RAWR!!) [Verse 1: Polka-jazz with guttural death metal vocals] Welcome to the quantum dance floor Where physics breaks down at the core Swing your partner through space-time While accordions commit sonic crime [Pre-Chorus: manic jazzy vocals and metal instrumentals] Oh, when the saints go marching in... TO HELL! Let's do the binary shuffle, my friends Until reality bends! [Chorus: polka-metal fusion, jazzy scatting with glitch distortion and drops] Swing that binary, baby! (Ggggrowl) 01010011 01010111 01001001 01001110 01000111 Bee-bop-a-DESTROY-REALITY Doo-wop-a-COSMIC-TRAGEDY [Electroswing Bridge with binary scat, corrupted vocals] 01001010 01000001 01011010 01011010 ( "JAZZ") (Ska-bi-dop-SYSTEM FAILURE-boo-day) 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 ("HELP") (!!!"DEATH"!!!) AS IT DEVOURS YOUR SANITY! [Polka-Jazz Breakdown with frantic according, chaotic hazz hirns] (ERROR: GENRE NOT FOUND) [Bridge: binary Scat with corrupted jazz timing] So what do I do? 01010011 01000011 01000001 01010100 ( "SCAT") Zoop-zop-DESTROY-dee-day 01001000 01000101 01001100 01001100 Hell-o-dee-day-DOOM [Final Chorus: maximum genre collision, all instruments escalating, total chaos] Swing that binary, baby! 01001101 01000001 01011001 01001000 01000101 01001101 ("MAYHEM"!) While the universe crashes down! I WHAT DO, 100010 WASN'T doooone No no 01001101 01000001 01011001 01001000 01000101 01001101 Oh no... 1.. 0.. 1.. [Outro: Jazz club ambiance slowly consumed by static, smooth piano, distorted guitar solo] I g-g-uess that's alllll folkkkkkssss!!!! 01000101 01001110 01000100 The "END"..... ... [End: Mixture of jazz trumpet, dial-up internet, and demonic scream fading to silence]