Obviously Lying

[Verse] I woke up late and missed the bus to town So I grabbed a pogo stick to bounce around Stopped at the diner for a slice of pie Then rode a shopping cart down Fifth and High [Verse 2] The cart hit a curb and I flipped right out Borrowed a tricycle from a kid with a pout I pedaled so fast I could barely steer Swerved into a parade float shaped like a deer [Chorus] I’ve been everywhere On wheels and wings Through chaos and mayhem The strangest things Planes Trains Balloons Even a yak But I swear I’m here now So cut me some slack [Verse 3] The float broke down near the edge of town I hitched a ride with a guy in a gown He was driving a tractor full of hay We sang show tunes all the way [Bridge] Then a hot air balloon just floated by I grabbed the rope and I said goodbye Landed in a field with a farmer’s goat And surfed down a river on a giant boat [Chorus] I’ve been everywhere On wheels and wings Through chaos and mayhem The strangest things Planes Trains Balloons Even a yak But I swear I’m here now So cut me some slack