[My lyrics, originally a poem I wrote for reddit r/WritingPrompts based on someone's prompt "your party is slowly being picked off by the mythical apex predator, the Buffalo Chicken". Suno's music.] [Refrain] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken [Verse] To New York's Thousand Islands came a tourist group With their risk release forms all signed and submitten On a day in September in the Maitre D sloop On a hunt for the mythical Buffalo Chicken [Verse] Jack Schmidt was from Hamburg, he carried big guns Tarah Misu was painting her nails Callum de Chowder carried spices and buns And Reuben, his porter, stood at the rails [Refrain] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken [Verse] The captain was gruff. He put on a show Of mystery, danger, adventure, forbidding But the crew wasn't fooled, they were all in the know It was all of it posturing, acting, just kidding [Verse] "Last chance," warned the captain, "You are sealing your doom!" Their daring, though fake, made their heartbeats all quicken The crew stepped ashore, Jack Schmidt whistled a tune "You are all now just feed for the Buffalo Chicken!" [Refrain] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken [Verse] Tarah and Jack took a selfie together While Callum and Reuben ate pepper and rabbit Callum and Reuben were arguing whether Salting the tail of the chicken could trap it [Verse] Jack Schmidt forged ahead, the rest followed behind Chatting, til they found Jack Schmidt's guns on the ground They called out for Jack, waited quite a long time But it seemed the Hamburger was not to be found [Refrain] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken [Verse] Then the Buffalo Chicken with gaping jaws Towered above, its feathers dark blue This chicken had lips and teeth and claws And it let out a deafening cock-a-doodle-doo [Verse] Callum stared up at the chicken in horror He forgot all about salt, he just ran like heck But the Buffalo Chicken caught up in short order And ate him headfirst with one giant peck [Refrain] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken [Verse] Reuben escaped. He hid on a hill Watching for danger, he was glad of his luck He surveyed the forest, then felt a sharp chill When above him he heard a soft cluck [Verse] Breathless, disheveled, Tarah ran to the shore But she found that the captain long since pulled away He'd deserted them there, he had gone back for more Foolish tourists he could feed to his chicken next day [Refrain] Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-oo-oooo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Chicken