Kempower Q2

(Instrumental intro: Ominous synthesizer intro) Verse 1: Step right up, ladies and gents! To Kempower's electric circus tent! Where profits vanish in thin air And inventories grow beyond compare! Chorus 1: It's the Greatest Show on Earth! Where chargers spark but have no worth Our ringmaster Tomi takes the stage As numbers dance on every page! Verse 2: In the center ring, see our trick Make hundred million euros disappear quick! Watch closely as our revenue shrinks While our CFO nervously blinks! Our order book, once fat and grand Now thin as paper in our hand We juggle excuses with such grace As market share slips from our embrace! (Instrumental: Calliope interlude) Verse 3: Behold! The amazing stretching forecast! From four-ten down to two-sixty, we're toast! Marvel at our inventory feat Stacked so high, it can't be beat! Our promises pile up to the sky As disappointed investors sigh We're masters of the financial spin Turning losses to "potential win"! Chorus 2: It's the Greatest Show on Earth! Where EBIT turns negative, oh what mirth! Our acrobatic books will astound As we tumble toward financial ground! Verse 4: See the strongman lift heavy debt! Watch cash flow vanish—now you see it, now you don't! Gasp as our market share tightrope walk Leaves investors too shocked to talk! We balance on the edge with flair Our future hanging by a hair But the show must go on, they say Even as our profits fade away! (Instrumental: Frantic carousel music) Verse 5: In the sideshow, glimpse our future bright North America, our last hope in sight! But hurry, hurry, step this way Before our growth story fades away! We've got NACS plugs and MCS too But will they save us? We haven't a clue! In this electric charger race We're sprinting just to keep our place! Chorus 3: It's the Greatest Show on Earth! Where electric dreams meet fiscal dearth Kempower's circus, what a sight! Will we survive till opening night? (Instrumental: Circus theme fades to silence, replaced by a single, sad trombone)