[Intro] Yo, let's start with a story, it's tragic and totally real A dude had an accident, behind the wheel Life flipped in a moment, changed how he feel Lost a part of himself, it's hard to heal Doctors said, "Yo, you gotta chill, relax, and rest" Body needs time, just doing its best But deep inside, he's feeling distressed Wondering when he'll get back to his zest His homies joke, trying to lighten the mood But deep inside, he just thinks it's quite rude Holding on to hope, like a strong dude Dreaming of the day, he'll feel renewed [Chorus] A hefty test No testy left Has to wait in line like all the rest His problem was particular It's nature, testicular The testicles were lost in an accident vehicular Yo, this problem will be solved when testies grow Fo sho, when this technology exists we do not know. [Verse] Time's passing by, he's adapting, adjusting But in his mind, he's always trusting Science and tech, always forward thrusting Yes forward with hope, never dusting Reading up on articles, studies, and trials Keeping up with progress, logging the miles Doctors say hope is in the vials Future looks bright, with all the new styles Dreaming of a day, when science will bring A solution to his plight, a miraculous thing Meanwhile, he's strong, holding onto his bling Life moves forward, he's ready to swing [Bridge] Wait, is this a song about injury and resting? I thought it was a song about software testing [Chorus] A hefty test No testy left Has to wait in line like all the rest His problem was particular It's nature, testicular The testicles were lost in an accident vehicular Yo, this problem will be solved when testies grow Fo sho, when this technology exists we do not know. [Verse] Years go by, and the tech evolved New solutions, new problems solved Medical field, always involved we're told Finally a breakthrough, mysteries resolved A call from the doc, with a gleam in his eye "Wazzup we got the tech now, it's time to try" New hope rising, reaching for the sky He's ready for the future, new testicles to buy [Bridge] A surgery knife, the ultimate test, but doctor's are the ones who know testies best. [Verse] To the past, embracing what's next No more feeling like he's under a hex New beginnings, no longer perplexed Science restored his abilities for sex [Chorus] A hefty test No testy left Has to wait in line like all the rest His problem was particular It's nature, testicular The testicles were lost in an accident vehicular Yo, this problem will be solved when testies grow Fo sho, when this technology exists we do not know.
