[Verse 1] Man, I was wonderin' where you was at I was on the golf course Tellin' all the fellas 'bout the divorce And how I'm 'bout to lose half of my wealth He said, "Oh, hell Let me give you a little bit of help" And this is what he said to me [Chorus] "It's cheaper to keep her I'ma tell you the truth It'll break your pockets If you break loose It ain't the same thing with the homies Drinkin' on the weekend That you have at the house With a woman that's freakin' Yeah, it's bad to have her mad But it ain't all bad 'Cause if you don't like it You can take your ass to the cab But, son, I'ma tell you the truth It's cheaper to keep her And that's the truth You ain't gotta like it But it's cheaper to keep her" [Verse 2] Yeah, he said, "Man, don't be a fool You 'bout to get took to school By the judge, by the lawyer By the alimony check That you write every month 'Cause she ain't even got to work It's about to get worse But, son, I'ma tell you the truth It's cheaper to keep her And that's the truth You ain't gotta like it But it's cheaper to keep her" [Verse 3] Yeah, I went back home Sat down and thought about it Man, he was right I'm glad he talked about it 'Cause if he didn't I probably would've done it And would've ended up broke I had to come back and tell him [Chorus] "It's cheaper to keep her I'ma tell you the truth It'll break your pockets If you break loose It ain't the same thing with the homies Drinkin' on the weekend That you have at the house With a woman that's freakin' Yeah, it's bad to have her mad But it ain't all bad 'Cause if you don't like it You can take your ass to the cab But, son, I'ma tell you the truth It's cheaper to keep her And that's the truth You ain't gotta like it But it's
