Yo, my day starts rough, gotta vent this strife, My quantum alarm clock just glitched outta life. Multiverse mail got my packages late, Now I’m stuck with Schrödinger’s cat on my plate. My interdimensional Wi-Fi's a bust, Tried to stream the future, now my brain’s turned to dust. Neighbor's black hole party sucked in my yard, And the gravity bill? Man, they’re charging too hard. (Chorus) Fifth world problems, I’m losing my mind, Reality’s a loop, I’m stuck in rewind. Got existential beef with a god on the line, Fifth world blues, yo, the struggle’s divine. (Verse 2) My sentient toaster done unionized, Burned my bread, then it started to rise. Tried to fix the timeline with a cosmic repair, Now every Tuesday I’m an octopus bear. The council of stars won’t return my calls, Said my aura’s unbalanced, I’m breaking their laws. Bought a wormhole ticket, but it’s one-way to Mars, Now my spaceship’s hijacked by sentient guitars. (Chorus) Fifth world problems, they’re breaking my soul, Every atom in my being’s paying cosmic tolls. Can’t catch a break in this fractal role, Fifth world blues, where the chaos takes hold. (Bridge) In the fifth world, nothing’s as it seems, My AI therapist’s stuck in my dreams. Dark matter bills keep piling up, And my coffee’s antimatter just spilled in my cup. (Verse 3) Tried to vibe with the void, but it’s giving me shade, Said my existence is a debt unpaid. The moon filed a lawsuit for emotional pain, Cuz I howled too loud and disturbed its reign. My parallel self’s got a beef with me, Said I stole their timeline and their destiny. Reality’s unzipping like a cheap old coat, And my cosmic karma’s on the edge of the moat. (Chorus) Fifth world problems, it’s a cosmic grind, Every solution’s got a paradox signed. Stuck in infinity, trying to unwind, Fifth world blues, where I leave it behind. (Outro) Yo, I’m done with these fifth world fights, Gonna chill in the void, turn off all the lights. Maybe in the sixth world, it’s calmer at last, But for now, I’ll embrace this dimension’s contrast.