Handy Man

[intro, spoken] This is the story of how I made a bunch of guys kummm. [Verse] I gave 5 handees behind the school today. They didn’t say thank you, they just shot and ran away. That’s fine by me, I do this for fun and not for pay. But I wish for once someone would look at me and say [Chorus] Thank you, sir, for the han djob Thank you, sir, for bee ting my meeet My bahwls were full and I needed releeese So thank you for your spit and elbow grease [Verse] Sometimes I get a lotta comme in my eyes Temporarily losing sight from these ocular creem pize But I think it’s worth it for the service I provide Stroh Ken and pleasin’ hundreds of guys [Chorus] Waazz will be flyin’ across open space Splashing and gooping all up on my fayce It’s fine, so fine, I do it with glee But no, no, I’m not down with peep eeh.