(🍌 DISCLAIMER 🍌 no disrespect to the 4011 gang but I don't actually put everything in as bananas. always reading about it tho so I've been giggling to myself about this idea for a while) [Intro] Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana Uh huh, yeah. Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana Banana, yeah. [Verse] Shopping cart overflowing, rolling down the aisles, The lineup at the register – Boy it stretches for miles. Well, goddamn, it's not the plan, But we both know what that means – Time to be the worst cashier, This store has ever seen! [Chorus x 2] This shit is bananas! That shit is bananas! You could say I'm an ape, Have no doubt – Everything’s bananas When I check myself out! Four zero double-one, That’s my discount code, Consider it my benefits That I’m rightfully owed. [instrumental] (Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana) (Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana) [Verse] condescending robot bitch, She says please begin scanning. Just watch me punch the cheat code in At every cash that I’m manning. Four zero one one. When they ask me for a code – Guess I missed some training, It’s the only one I know! [Chorus] This shit is bananas! That shit is bananas! You could say I'm an ape, Have no doubt – Everything’s bananas When I check myself out! Four-zero-double-one, That’s my discount code, Consider it my benefits That I’m rightfully owed. [Bridge] Take it from me, a guarantee, They won't have security – You can’t afford not to In today’s economy. Don't fret about the shareholders, They’re doing just fine. Come on, pal, loosen up, These prices are too damn high! They’re lining their pockets, Day trips to space on rockets. Now you can see my master plan – To stick it to the grocery man. [Spoken] [female robot voice] Please wait for assistance. [sung with attitude] Hey, robot bitch, what choo mean? Can't you see? Nobody’s working here but me! (Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana) (Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana) [Final Chorus] This shit is bananas! That shit is bananas! You could say I'm an ape, Have no doubt – Everything’s bananas When I check myself out! Four zero one one, It’s the only code I need, Just taking what I’m owed – Seems fair enough to me. [Outro] All you need is 4-oh-1-1, Four-oh-one-one. Oh, that’s the 4-1-1 Avocadoes, heirloom tomatoes, This shit is bananas! Truffles, brussel sprouts, That shit is bananas! Shallots and pomegranates This shit is bananas! Honeydews, cantaloupes That shit is bananas! (Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana) (Ba-na-na-na-na-na-nanana) (Lyrics by ParanoidAndroid)