Frontier of Coins

Out on the range of the blockchain wild, Where the cryptos roam free and the risks run wild, I'm searchin' for that asset, oh, I aim to please, But out here, returns ain't always guaranteed. I've got my eye on a shiny Bitcoin stash, Low risk, low return—steady like cash, But partner, there's a wilder horse in sight, That high-flyin' altcoin ridin’ risk with might. Out on the efficient frontier, ridin’ that line, Lookin’ for the balance where the returns shine, You don't want no asset on the far right side, Or it'll drop you in the canyon on a long, hard ride. But up to the top-left? That’s a dreamer's scene, ‘Cause every cowboy wants what ain't ever been seen. Now some folks talk about the Tangency Way, With a risk-free rate that'll make your day, Leverage your coin, or hold your cash tight, Ride beyond the frontier, pushin’ new heights. But beware, friend, that Sortino storm, It’s the downside risk in its purest form. I ain't punishin' gains, no, I want that spike, But them drawdowns, partner, they’ll make you hike. Out on the efficient frontier, ridin’ that line, Lookin’ for the balance where the returns shine, You don't want no asset on the far right side, Or it'll drop you in the canyon on a long, hard ride. But up to the top-left? That’s a dreamer's scene, ‘Cause every cowboy wants what ain't ever been seen. Now they speak of Omega, the ultimate call, Weighin' kurtosis, skewness—yeah, it does it all. Fat tails, lean gains, it cuts through the bluff, That Omega ratio ain't takin' no guff. But beware the shitcoins, shinin’ so bright, They’ll lure you in with a promise of light. Massive upside, but the down can be grim, Don't let ‘em trick you into fallin’ in. Out on the efficient frontier, ridin’ that line, Lookin’ for the balance where the returns shine, You don't want no asset on the far right side, Or it'll drop you in the canyon on a long, hard ride. But up to the top-left? That’s a dreamer's scene, ‘Cause every cowboy wants what ain't ever been seen. So saddle up, partner, and heed my word, In the crypto frontier, don't fly like a bird. Balance your risk, and keep your head clear, 'Cause every coin’s just another pioneer. In this Wild West, there's gold in them hills, But if you ain't careful, you'll be payin' the bills. Yee-haw!