Nature’s Calling

[Verse] Met her at the diner while my boots were shaking She smiled so bright thought my heart was breaking Ordered up a pie shared a plate of crispy fries Then my stomach growled surprise surprise [Chorus] Oh no babe this ain’t my charm Got a battle in the depths of my alarm Gotta leave you hanging hope you understand Nature’s calling with a heavy demand [Verse 2] Talked about her dog how he barks at cats I just kept nodding stomach doing acrobats Sweat dripped down as she asked for a toast Prayin’ real hard I didn't come too close [Bridge] Don’t mean to spoil this fiery spark But the restroom’s callin’ like a freight in the dark Cowboys in movies don’t mention life’s grind But even they’d take a pit stop to unwind [Chorus] Oh no babe this ain’t my charm Got a battle in the depths of my alarm Gotta leave you hanging hope you understand Nature’s calling with a heavy demand [Verse 3] I doubled down on ginger ale trying to play it cool But my insides were raging like a high-school pool Told her I’d be back just needed some air Ran like hell left my dignity there