
Tinsel Terror
Tinsel tangles, candy-cane stripes, Knives a-glinting in Christmas lights. Footsteps crunching through the snow, Who’s guts are under the mistletoe? Better watch out, better stay clear, This final carol’s all you’ll hear. Laughter echoes, sweet and grim, This year’s tree's gotta crimson trim. Deck the halls with screams of terror, Fa-la-la, it's your final error. Wrapping paper can't hide your fright, Slashing all through this silent night! Cookies baked, guest's heads roll, Festive ribbons bind tight and hold. Limbs hung like stockings with feral glee, Dismemberment under the yuletide tree. Boots that thud on icy tiles, A blade that glints, a wicked smile. The wreath drip-drips, covered in red, A season of joy now filled with dread. Deck the halls with screams of terror, Fa-la-la, it's your final error. Wrapping paper can't hide your fright, Slashing all through this silent night! Through the chimney, not with care, Your "present" waits—he’s standing there. Jingle-jangle, heartbeats race, There’s no escape from this merry place. Deck the halls with screams of fright, Fa-la-la, it’s your final night. Tied in garland, you won’t stray, Christmas cheer’s the price you pay. *"You’re gonna die, sugarplum… ha ha ha..."*
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