[SCREAMING INTRO] Rover set, Rover set, hut hut FUCK! [Angry verse 1] Crowds are roaring, screens ablaze Mindless zombies trapped in haze Corporate circus, painted lies Wasting time while passion dies [Buildup pre-chorus] [mocking quarterback cadence] "Blue 42! Red 99! Hot route! Jet sweep! Run the line!" [Soaring chorus] Superbowl sucks! No time for games! Trading your life for fortune and fame A useless parade, a meaningless fight Blinded by greed, lost in the lights! [Angry verse 2] Millionaires in armored gear Tackling dreams for fans to cheer Puppets dance for flashing lights Selling souls for TV rights [refrain] [Referee call] "Personal foul… unnecessary entertainment…" "Automatic first down!" [Soaring chorus] Superbowl sucks! No time for games! Trading your life for fortune and fame A useless parade, a meaningless fight Blinded by greed, lost in the lights! [Heavy instrumental] [bridge] [Vile mockery] "Third and long! Double blitz!" "Reverse flea flicker! Trick play, quick!" [guitar solo] [Fast, shredding, face-melting solo with heavy metal fire!] [Seething verse 3] Halftime show—a plastic lie Mouths are moving, nothing’s live Cheap commercials rule the stage Selling trash to fuel the wage [Soaring chorus] Superbowl sucks! No time for games! Trading your life for fortune and fame A useless parade, a meaningless fight Blinded by greed, lost in the lights! [outro] [Referee call] “The ruling on the field stands: This game still sucks!” [END] [END] [END]