Policies Suck Let's Party

[Intro] Time to get your red ties and sunglasses! [Verse] We're heading out to the beach today For some fun in the sun in the Republican way Mike Johnson's got the sand between his toes Mitch McConnell like a turtle catches some serious doze [Verse] Gym Jordan's flexing Pumping up his weights He knows his pecs make ladies periods late It gets Lauren Boebert all hot and bo bothered Who knew Ben Shapiro was the child they fathered? [Chorus] Ohhh We're running toward the water And we can't be bothered We're the Republican Party Dudes that party hearty! Dancing on the beach Getting rowdy off leash! [Verse] Splash splash goes Donald in the ocean, Ted Cruz surfs on by, his plan is in motion. Donald's small hands wave at Ted as he goes by, We pray and we chant and we dream that he'll die. [Verse] Sean Hannity feels the pull to the sea As Tom Cotton splashes cool prayers radically Sun tan lotion and a Coors for Old Chris Christie Trying to score a date with the bodacious Nikki [Chorus] Ohhh We're running toward the water And we can't be bothered We're the Republican Party Dudes that party hearty! Dancing on the beach Getting rowdy off leash!