Office War

Oh look at this, another guessing game Rules rearrange, but I play the same Boss man’s silent, leavin’ me adrift While I CC half the kingdom just to get a script Every question met with air Should’ve told me, but he wasn’t prepared So I chase him down, hunt for the facts If he won’t lead, then I clean up the tracks Oh, it’s an office war, and I play to win Firing off emails till the walls cave in CC the world, watch the fire begin If he won’t step up, then I’ll step in Passive orders, paper spine Bet he folds like a chair when the heat aligns Says one thing, flips the next If I followed his lead, we’d be a total wreck Every question met with air Should’ve told me, but he wasn’t prepared So I chase him down, hunt for the facts If he won’t lead, then I clean up the tracks Oh, it’s an office war, and I play to win Firing off emails till the walls cave in CC the world, watch the fire begin If he won’t step up, then I’ll step in I see the scheme, I run the board He plays defense, but I strike the chord Strategy’s simple, expose the flaw And when the dust clears, guess who’s still on top? Oh, look who’s flustered, stumbling through Mumbling orders that he barely knew Dodging blame, shifting weight But I read receipts, baby, it’s too late Dropped a bomb, then hit the door CC’d the VP, left ‘em wanting more Directors, managers, all in the loop Clocked out laughing—now watch him regroup Oh, it’s an office war, and I play to win Firing off emails till the walls cave in CC the world, watch the fire begin If he won’t step up, then I’ll step in Oh, it’s an office war, and I claim my throne While he second-guesses, I make it known Dismantling chaos, rewriting the scene Crown stays polished, and I reign supreme