Brainrot Superstar

[Intro - Glitchy, Chaotic, Spoken] (Phone notification sounds an AI voice) "Your daily screen time is…" "You have 72 unread messages…" "Warning: You have been scrolling for…" (Then the beat slams in, rapid-fire and chaotic.) [Verse 1 - Zero Chill] I tried to read a book but my brain said "nah" Opened my phone, now it’s 4 AM, bruh Thought I’d check one text—oops, 20 tabs Now I’m deep in a thread on historical crabs?? I got 5-second thoughts and 2-second memory Went to make coffee, now I’m watching conspiracy theories Multitasking? Nah, I just forget things fast Yeah, I’m buffering, buffering—wait, what was that? [Pre-Chorus - Glitchy, Chaotic] Brain on airplane mode, eyes on rapid scroll Attention span? Oh no, it’s got a fatal code Every single thought is in a fight for control My brain’s got ads for things I regret—LET’S GO! (BEAT DROPS INTO A HYPERPOP CHORUS.) [Chorus] I’m a brainrot superstar (woah-oh!) Thinking too fast, now I lost my car (how??) One-click deep into a doomscroll pit (whoops) But I just unlocked some useless trivia (lit!) I’m a brainrot superstar (woah-oh!) Living my life in a Wi-Fi bar (5G!) One more vid, one more tweet, one more thought (oops) But wait—WHAT THE HELL WAS I JUST THINKING ABOUT?? [Verse 2] Focused on nothing, but somehow on ten things Why did I just Google “can pigeons feel pain”? Went to check the weather, ended up on a list “Top 10 ways the world might not exist” Tried to make plans but forgot the group chat Accidentally deep-dived into mushroom facts Call it "quirky," call it "cursed" Either way, I’m getting worse [Pre-Chorus - Intensifies] Brain on airplane mode, eyes on rapid scroll Attention span? Oh no, it’s got a fatal code Every single thought is in a fight for control My brain’s got ads for things I regret—LET’S GO! (BEAT DROPS INTO A WILDLY UNHINGED CHORUS.) [Chorus] I’m a brainrot superstar (woah-oh!) Thinking too fast, now I lost my car (how??) One-click deep into a doomscroll pit (whoops) But I just unlocked some useless trivia (lit!) I’m a brainrot superstar (woah-oh!) Living my life in a Wi-Fi bar (5G!) One more vid, one more tweet, one more thought (oops) But wait—WHAT THE HELL WAS I JUST THINKING ABOUT?? [Bridge - Beat Collapses] (BEAT CUTS OUT, Overlapping vocals) “You have been scrolling for—” (SYSTEM FAILURE) “Did you forget to eat?” (BUFFERING…) "Warning: You have 96 open tabs" "Would you like to take a break?" ("Nah, I’m good!") (THEN THE BEAT SLAMS BACK IN.) [Final Chorus - HYPERPOP MELTDOWN] I’m a brainrot superstar (woah-oh!) Thinking too fast, now I lost my car (how??) One-click deep into a doomscroll pit (whoops) But I just unlocked some useless trivia (lit!) I’m a brainrot superstar (woah-oh!) Living my life in a Wi-Fi bar (5G!) One more vid, one more tweet, one more thought (oops) But wait—WHAT THE HELL WAS I JUST THINKING ABOUT?? [Outro - Notification Sound] [Spoken] "U up?" [Giggles]