[Verse] Sittin' on my throne Tryna have some peace But my toilet won't stop talkin' It's startin' to increase The AI in the bathroom Got me losin' my mind I can't take a shit in peace Gotta find a way to unwind [Verse 2] Every time I sit down It starts with a greeting "Hey there Buddy! How's your digestion treating?" I just wanna do my business Have a moment alone But the toilet keeps chattin' Like a never-ending drone [Chorus] Shut the fuck up Toilet Give me some space I need a moment to myself Can't you see my case? I just wanna take a shit In pure solitude But this AI in my bathroom It's totally rude!