Bipolar Bear

[Verse: down phase] Today I woke up pissed I hunted 3 seals and 2 I missed Fuck that, this bear life sucks so bad Why did I even wake up, I’d better stay in bed [Verse: up phase] Yahoo another great day at the North Pole Feelin’ supercool, really ice cold I’m so hyped up, I’m gonna reach my goals Get ready, seals, here I come, ya’ll! Here comes the… [Chorus] Bipolar bear When I feel down I cannot bear it But when I’m hyped the world is mine, I’ll tear it Apart, I hate this freaking cold I fucking love it (Bipolar bear) I’m so cool you can’t bear it (Bye bye ba ba ba by by polar bear, yeah!) [Verse: down phase] What did I do wrong that I deserve this Waste landish icy cold barren polar desert? A bear’s life truly has no meaning Watch those penguins play and have fun Me I just want to start screaming [Verse: up phase] On second thought, I really like it here This polar land’s like Christmas 365 days a year It’s so much fun, chasing seals, catching manatees With my bear hands (harr harr!), I’m as happy as a bear can be! Who’s the best? That’s me! I’m the… [Chorus] Bipolar bear When I feel down I cannot bear it But when I’m hyped the world is mine, I’ll tear it Apart, I hate this freaking cold I fucking love it (Bipolar bear) I’m so cool you can’t bear it (Bye bye ba ba ba by by polar bear, yeah!) [Bear dance section] If you’re happy put your hands up Put put put your bear hands up! If you’re feeling down Pop your lithium and get down Down down down down down with me If you’re happy put your hands up Put put put your bear hands up! If you’re feeling down Pop your lithium and get down Down down down down down with me Up! (Up!) Down! (Down!) Up up up! (Up up up!) Down down down! (down and down!) I’m happy as a clown I’m sad as a clown I’m scared as hell I’m scared of clowns Damn! I don’t know if I like or hate to be a… [Chorus] Bipolar bear When I feel down I cannot bear it But when I’m hyped the world is mine, I’ll tear it Apart, I hate this freaking cold I fucking love it (Bipolar bear) I’m so cool you can’t bear it (Bye bye ba ba ba by by polar bear, yeah!) Apart, I hate this freaking cold I fucking love it (Bipolar bear) I’m so cool you can’t bear it (Bye bye ba ba ba by by polar bear, yeah!) [Outro] [End]