[Verse 1] Every time I try to plug it in, It's always wrong, it’s such a sin, Flip it over, try again, Why can't they make it simple, man? [Chorus] USB, you drive me mad, Symmetry's the thing you lack, Why's it always such a fight? Get it wrong, then get it right! [Verse 2] In the dark or in the light, Never seems to fit just right, Twist and turn, it's such a pain, Why can't they make it all the same? [Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] USB, you drive me mad, Symmetry's the thing you lack, Why's it always such a fight? Get it wrong, then get it right! [Verse 3] Every time I need to charge, It feels like a cosmic barge, Flipping, fumbling, losing time, Why can't they make it more sublime? [Chorus] USB, you drive me mad, Symmetry's the thing you lack, Why's it always such a fight? Get it wrong, then get it right! [Bridge] Oh, the rage, it builds inside, Every time I try to slide, In the port, it’s just a mess, Why can't they make it less complex? [Chorus] USB, you drive me mad, Symmetry's the thing you lack, Why's it always such a fight? Get it wrong, then get it right! [Instrumental Solo] [Outro] One day they'll get it right, Make it fit without a fight, Till then I'll scream and shout, USB, you wear me out!
