[verse] Why won't you work? Why are you failing? Something's not right. But it isn't explaining. I'd love if you functioned, The way you're supposed to. But everything's broke, I just want to be playing. [chorus] Give me a driver, Give me the apps. Install the things that won't make it act crap. I'd love to enjoy all of the things that you run, But it seems like the drivers are the best of your fun. [verse] I went to the website, To emulate games. "It's all in this package", It said was it's aim. I got it set up, And clicked it to start. "What the heck", it cried, "You've not installed RetroArch?" [alt chorus] Why must I tinker, why must I fight? To make you just work, to make it feel alright. Hours of updates, reboots that repeat, My struggle with Windows feels like quite a defeat. [break] "Update available!" Oh no, here we go, What will you break now? I don't want to know. My patience is thinning, my hope's wearing thin, A battle with drivers that no one can win. [outro] Give me a driver, Give me the games. Install the things that make me happy again. I bought you for gaming, don't make me do work, To keep things running smoothly when they're starting to quirk.