Toilet Aria

[Praeludium, concerto, basso obligato] [Prelude, serious choir] Who left the toilet seat up? Who? Whooooo? [First aria] My dear Was it you? I hope it was not youuuuu I’m gonna drown youuuu In the toilet water!!!! [Chorus] Who left the toilet seat up? Who? Whooooo? [Second aria] I told you many many times (She told him many many times) Not to leave the toilet seat up (He shouldn’t have left it up!) I’ll ask you one last time [Chorus] Who left the toilet seat up? Who? Whooooo? [Recitativo, tutti] Presto prestissimo Put the toilet seat in its place Subito subitissimo Make it right, right awayyyyy! Don’t make me ask you agaiiiin… [Chorus, choir, allegro con brio] Who left the toilet seat up? (It was you I’m sure!) Who? (You!!!!) Whooooo? (Definitely youuuuu!) [Balletto, con brio] Presto prestissimo Subito subitissimo Presto, presto, presto! Subito, subito, subitooooooo! Mannaggia a tutti i santi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! [Chorus, postludium] Who left the toilet seat up? Who? Whooooo? Whooooo... [Aria da capo] My dear Was it you? I hope it was not youuuuu I’m gonna drown youuuu In the toilet water!!!! [Chorus] Who left the toilet seat up? Who? Whooooo? [Balletto, con brio] Presto prestissimo Subito subitissimo Presto, presto, presto! Subito, subito, subitooooooo! Mannaggia a tutti i santi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sììììììììììì! [Postludium, capriccio]